Trouble Sleep, Yanga Wake Am

10:06pm, Saturday night.

My car surge forward immediately after the red Range Rover passed by us: tinted, clean and sleek just like its  occupants.  We have waited in my black G-Wagon for the girls outside their house at Badagry for 30 minutes.
When Dapo told us about the three girls who turned the club upside down and how he could not approach them because he was not well packaged. So he trailed them to their house and that's where we are here today. We never let a fine piece of ass pass us by. We are money boys and anything the girl need to be ours, we are ready. Our aim is to follow them to show we are serious and once they disembark, we would approach and weave our magic. We continued our follow follow approach as they made the turn that leads to Rumour Night Club. I overtook them to show them that the boys following them are not small boys but big guys that can handle whatever package they have to offer. I also slowed down so they can see my Wagon in its full glory.

The magic that occurred  next could only be equated to scenes in the movies. The Range Rover overtook us, halted before us and two mobile Police men rush out of the vehicle brandishing their AK47 rifle dangerously at us.

"Get out of the car immediately"
"If you move anyhow I will shoot you"

As I opened the car doors, I was greeted with hot slap, the same treated was melted out to my two friends.
They rounded the three of us up, one stood guard while the other ransack my car.

"You are armed robbers abi? I will shoot your legs if you move"
"Na so  una dey follow innocent citizens and then collect their motor" screamed the police men.

I tried to wrap my head about how our hunting of girls just turned us into armed robbers.

"Oga we think say na girls dey inside the vehicles" I offered

I saw stars immediately from the slap the policeman gave me.
"So na una dey rob young girls for this area!"

"Ha oga no sir" said Dapo "we wan carry them go club ni sir, we no be thief sir"

"Bloody liar, una be yahoo boys and I go kill una before una reach station" shouted other policeman as he made to headbutt Dapo with his gun.

"Its okay Jacob" said a deep voice behind them. "You come with me, am almost late for the party, Yakubu stay with them until boys come for them from the station"

"Shan Sir!!" Echoed the policemen as one followed the deep voice man in white agbada back to the Range Rover.

So here we are on the cold floor with an eagle eye policeman pointing the nozzle of gun at us, waiting to be taken to station. Our crime? Chasing the wrong piece of ass.

Written by Longe Segun Solomon.